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    • May
      • Three Wishes
        05/24/08
        A postdoc, a grad student, and their professor are taking a walk outdoors during lunch when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof! Out pops a genie!

        "Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison," he says, "I can grant you three wishes- o

      • Teacher Questions and Student Answers
        05/12/08
        Are you in the top half of your class?
        No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible!

        The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon?
        The horse will draw it!

        Why are you picking your nose in class?
        My mother won't let me do it at

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